Calamity Chang
Nude

Burlesque performer Calamity Chang bills herself as the “Asian Sexsation”, and we’re inclined to agree. This sultry sexpot who is just our type is originally from Taipei, but grew up in Texas, and proved she possesses both beauty and brains when she got her BA in English from Cornell, and her MFA from Columbia University. But with her Ivy League education out of the way, it was time for the out of your league luscious bombshell to get down to boobsiness with some weekly burlesque bump-and-grind shows in NYC. Adopting the name “Calamity” as a nod to the real life Wild West stunt performer and small screen Deadwood character Calamity Jane, Miss Chang’s dirty dancing was giving us all sorts of wood to our wang, which we knew would translate onto the big screen. But while we knew Ms. Chang was not bashful about nudity, her silver screen debut in the NC-17 drama Shame (2011) exceeded our wildest expectations. In the Michael Fassbender drama about a sex addict dealing with his sister crashing at his pad, we get to see Calamity burst out of her clothes to get down and dirty in a gleesome threesome with fellow burlesque performer Deedee Luxe. Calamity’s mam-titties were bouncing all over the place, while Calamity was spreading that goodwill and amity by making sure the camera got a great glimpse of her ass. We got pretty addicted to watching it. But that was Miss Chang’s only appearance on any sorts of screen. Instead, she headed back to burlesque where she brings the sexuality live and in person. Still, there is nothing unfortunate about this Calamity!